Alice In Wonderland: Movie Quotes from Alice In Wonderland

Alice and Wonderland is wonderful novel and several movies has been made based on the story including one from the Disney and recent movie with Johnny Depp. All are wonderful, here are some of the quotes from 1951 Alice in Wonderland Movie.

King of Hearts: (reading through a rulebook) Rule 42: All persons more than a mile high must leave the court immediately!
Alice: I am not a mile high! And I am not leaving.
Queen of Hearts: (nervously) I’m sorry! It’s Rule 42, you know.
Alice: Now as for you, Your Majesty. (unaware that she is shrinking quickly) Your Majesty, indeed. Why, you’re not a queen. You’re just a fat, pompous, bad-tempered old- (finally realizes she has shrunk down) -tyrant.
Queen of Hearts: And what were you saying, my dear?
Cheshire Cat: (appears suddenly) Well, she simply said you’re a fat, pompous, bad-tempered old tyrant! (disappears laughing)
Alice: Oh, Cheshire Cat! It’s you!
Cheshire Cat: Whom did you expect? The White Rabbit perchance?
Alice: [crying] Oh, no, no, no. I-I-I’m through with white rabbits. I want to go home! [blows nose] But I can’t find my way.
Cheshire Cat: Naturally. That’s because you have no way. All ways here, you see, are the QUEEN’S WAYS!!
Alice: But I’ve never met any Queen.
Cheshire Cat: You haven’t? You haven’t?! Oh, but you must! She’ll be mad about you. Simply mad.
Mad Hatter: I beg your pardon?
Alice: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Mad Hatter: [shocked] WHY IS A WHAT?!
March Hare: [nervously] Careful! SHE’S STARK RAVING MAD!
Alice: But it’s your silly riddle. You just said…
Mad Hatter: [nervously] Easy! Don’t get excited!
March Hare: [trying to make peace with Alice] how about a nice cup of tea?
Alice: [Angrily] “Have a cup of tea” indeed! Well, I’M sorry, but i just HAVEN’T the time!
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Alice: [drinks from the “Drink Me” bottle] Mmm… tastes like cherry tart. [unknowingly shrinks down to the size of the table; takes another sip] Custard. [shrinks down again, barely holding onto the bottle; takes another drink] Pineapple. [shrinks down so much, she’s now even smaller than the bottle itself and struggling with its weight] Roast turkey – [finally aware of the potion’s effect] Goodness! [unable to support the bottle any longer, she slips and drops it; the “Drink Me” label covers her] What did I do?!
Doorknob: [chuckles] You almost went out like a candle!
Alice: [runs up to the Doorknob; delighted] But look! I’m just the right size!
[She’s about to open the door, but the Doorknob pulls away.]
Doorknob: No use. [laughs] I forgot to tell you. I’m locked!
Alice: Oh no!
Doorknob: [stops laughing] But of course, you’ve got the key, so-
Alice: What key?
Doorknob: Now, don’t tell me you’ve left it up there?!
[A key magically appears on the table Alice can no longer reach.]
Alice: Oh dear!
Narrator: [first lines] Once upon a time in the hot golden summer day in London, a little girl named Alice sat perched in a tree listening to her big sister read aloud from a history book. In fact, she was ildy weaving a daisy chain for her cat, Dianah who was curled up beside her on the sturdy low branch.
Alice’s Sister: Alice. Will you kindly pay attention to your history lesson?
Alice: I’m sorry, but how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it?
Alice’s Sister: My dear child, there are a great many good books in this world without pictures.
Alice: In this world, perhaps, but in my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.
Alice’s Sister: Your world? Huh! What nonsense.
Alice: [getting inspiration] Nonsense?
Alice’s Sister: Once more, from the beginning.
Alice: [to her cat] That’s it, Dinah. If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be it would. You see?
Dinah: Meow.
Alice: In my world, you wouldn’t say “meow.” You’d say, “Yes, Miss Alice.”
Dinah: Meow.
Alice: Oh, but you would. You’d be just like people, Dinah. And all the other animals too.

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Queen of Hearts: Off with his head!
King of Hearts: Off with his head. Off with his head. By order of the King. Uh, you heard what she said.
Mad Hatter: [to Rabbit] Well, no wonder you’re late! Why this clock is EXACTLY two days slow!
Rabbit: Two days slow?
Mad Hatter: Of course you’re late! [chuckles as he dunks the watch in the tea] MY GOODNESS! we’ll have to look into this. [looks through a salt shaker] AHA! i see what’s wrong with it! [starts to take watch apart] why, this watch is full of wheels!
Rabbit: [shocked] NOT MY GOOD WATCH!! OH, MY WHEELS AND SPRINGS! But-but-but-but-but-but-
Mad Hatter: BUTTER! Of course! it NEEDS some butter.BUTTER!!!
March Hare: [shouts into Rabbit’s ear] BUTTER!!!
Rabbit: [confused] B-b-butter?
Mad Hatter:Butter! oh, thank you! ha ha! yes! that’s FINE! yes, thank you!
Rabbit: Oh, no no! no no! no! you’ll get crumbs in it!
Mad Hatter: Oh, THIS is the VERY BEST butter! [throws butter in rabbit’s face] what are you talking about?
March Hare: Tea?
Mad Hatter: Oh, Tea! I never THOUGHT of tea! OF COURSE!
Rabbit: NO!
Mad Hatter: TEA! HEHEHE!
Rabbit: [shocked] NO! NOT TEA!
March Hare: Sugar?
Mad Hatter: SUGAR! TWO SPOONS! Yes,ha, TWO SPOONS thank you! yes! (jams the spoons straight into the watch)
Rabbit: [shocked] OH,PLEASE! BE CAREFUL!
March Hare: JAM?
Mad Hatter: JAM! I FORGOT ALL ABOUT JAM!
Rabbit: NO! NO! NOT JAM!
Mad Hatter: Yes, sure you want. it’s nice to see.
March Hare: MUSTARD??
Mad Hatter: Mustard! yes, but-MUSTARD?! DON’T LET’S BE SILLY!!! LEMON, that’s different, that’s…yes. THAT should do it! hahaha! [watch starts going crazy] LOOK AT THAT!
March Hare: IT’S GOING MAD!
Alice: OH, MY GOODNESS!
Rabbit: OH, DEAR!
Mad Hatter: I DON’T UNDERSTAND! IT’S THE BEST BUTTER!

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Quotes By Gandhi: Wisdom Mahama Gandhi Sayings

Mohandas Gandhi was one of the wisest man and man about Peace. Even Martin Luther King was influenced by his philosophy and life when he started his civil freedom for black in USA. Here are some inspirational and motivational quotes by Gandhi that will inspire and uplift your life.

Seven social sins: politics without principles, wealth without work, pleasure without conscience, knowledge without character, commerce without morality, science without humanity, and worship without sacrifice.

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.-Mahatma Gandhi
Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary.Satyagraha Leaflet No. 13

I came to the conclusion long ago … that all religions were true and also that all had some error in them, and whilst I hold by my own, I should hold others as dear as Hinduism. So we can only pray, if we are Hindus, not that a Christian should become a Hindu … But our innermost prayer should be a Hindu should be a better Hindu, a Muslim a better Muslim, a Christian a better Christian. -Young India (19 January 1928)

I’m a lover of my own liberty, and so I would do nothing to restrict yours. I simply want to please my own conscience, which is God.

  • Young India (21 January 1927)

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

A good person will resist an evil system with his whole soul. Disobedience of the laws of an evil state is therefore a duty.

“Hate the sin and not the sinner” is a precept which, though easy enough to understand, is rarely practiced, and that is why the poison of hatred spreads in the world.

GandhiJi’s Books:

Non-Violent Resistance (Satyagraha)

Autobiography: The Story of My Experiments with Truth

Selfishness is blind.

Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary.

Nonviolence is the first article of my faith. It is also the last article of my creed.

Unless discipline is rooted in nonviolence, it might prove a source of infinite mischief.

Civil disobedience is the assertion of a right which law should give but which it denies.

Non-cooperation and civil disobedience are different but branches of the same tree call Satyagraha (truth-force).

Non-cooperation is a measure of discipline and sacrifice, and it demands respect for the opposite views.

Gandhi_South-AfricaIf we are to reach real peace in this world and if we are to carry on a real war against war, we shall have to begin with children; and if they will grow up in their natural innocence, we won’t have to struggle, we won’t have to pass fruitless idle resolutions. But we shall go from love to love and peace to peace, until at last all the corners of the world are covered with that peace and love for which, consciously or unconsciously, the whole world is hungering.

True discipline gives enthusiastic obedience to instructions even though they don not satisfy the reason.

One who uses coercion is guilty of deliberate violence. Coercion is inhuman.

Evolution of democracy is not possible if we are not prepared to hear the other side.

Conscience is the ripe fruit of strictest discipline.

Corruption and hypocrisy ought not to be inevitable products of democracy, as they undoubtedly are today.

Unless discipline is rooted in nonviolence, it might prove a source of infinite mischief.

Faith gains in strength only when people are willing to lay down their lives for it.

Even as a tree has a single trunk but many branches and leaves, there is one religion -human religion- but any number of faiths.

Fasting is an institution as old as Adam. It has been resorted to for self-purification or for some ends, noble as well as ignoble.

Fear is not a disease of the body, fear kills the soul.

Where there is fear, there is not religion.

Freedom is like birth. Till we are fully free, we are slaves.

Freedom received through the efforts of others, however benevolent, cannot be retained when such effort is withdrawn.

Justice does not help those who slumber but helps only those who are vigilant.

Independence means voluntary restraints and discipline, voluntary acceptance of the rule of law.

Today machinery merely helps a few to ride on the backs of millions.

To observe morality is to attain mastery over our mind and our passions.

Truth and nonviolence demand that no human being may debar himself from serving any other human being, no matter how sinful he may be.

Peace will not come out of a clash of arms but out of justice lived and done by unarmed nations in the face of odds.

What I object to is the craze for machinery, not machinery as such.

Moral authority is never retained by any attempt to hold on to it. It comes without seeking and is retained without effort.

My patriotism is not an exclusive thing. It is all-embracing and I should reject that patriotism which sought to mount the distress or exploitation of other nationalities.

Passive resistance is a method of securing rights by personal suffering; it is the reverse of resistance by arms.

It is my firm conviction that if the State supressed capitalism by violence, it will be caught in the coils of violence itself, and will fail to develop non-violence at any time. The State represents violence in a concentrated and organized form. The individual has a soul, but as the State is a soulless machine, it can never be weaned from violence to which it owes its very existence.

Sorrow and suffering make for character if they are voluntarily borne, but not if they are imposed.
If your heart acquires strength, you will be able to remove blemishes from others without thinking evil of them.

It can be easily demonstrated that destruction of the capitalist must mean destruction in the end of the worker and as no human being is so bad as to be beyond redemption, no human being is so perfect as to warrant his destroying him whom he wrongly considers to be wholly evil.

Truth, which is permanent, eludes the historian of events. Truth transcends history.

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TOP Movie Quotes: Best Movies Quotes of all Time Part 2

Great movie quotes become part of our cultural vocabulary. When you consider that any phrase from American film is eligible, you realize this is our most subjective topic to date. We expect nothing less than a war of words as we reignite interest in classic American movies.” – Jean Picker Firstenberg President Emerita, American Film Institute

Movies are big part of our culture and AFI had shown it top 100 movie quotes of all time while ago, here is a part 2 of the best movie quotes of all time. To check out part 1 of the series, click on Best Movie Quotes of all time: Part 1.

If you like to watch the original program ran by AFI for various movie related top 100 things click here: AFI top 100 Movie Things

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?

DIRTY HARRY, 1971

You had me at “hello.”

JERRY MAGUIRE,1996

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.

ANIMAL CRACKERS, 1930

There’s no crying in baseball!

A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN, 1992

La-dee-da, la-dee-da.

ANNIE HALL, 1977

A boy’s best friend is his mother.

PSYCHO, 1960

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

WALL STREET,1987

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

THE GODFATHER II,1974

As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.

GONE WITH THE WIND,1939

Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!

SONS OF THE DESERT,1933

Say “hello” to my little friend!

SCARFACE, 1983

 

What a dump.

BEYOND THE FOREST, 1949

Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?

THE GRADUATE,1967

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!

DR. STRANGELOVE, 1964

Elementary, my dear Watson.

THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES,1939

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.

PLANET OF THE APES, 1968

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

CASABLANCA, 1942

Here’s Johnny!

THE SHINING, 1980

They’re here!

POLTERGEIST, 1982

Is it safe?

MARATHON MAN, 1976

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain’t heard nothin’ yet!

THE JAZZ SINGER, 1927

No wire hangers, ever!

MOMMIE DEAREST, 1981

Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?

LITTLE CAESAR, 1930

Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown.

CHINATOWN, 1974

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE, 1951

Hasta la vista, baby.

TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY, 1991

Soylent Green is people!

SOYLENT GREEN, 1973

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, 1968

Striker: Surely you can’t be serious.
Rumack: I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley.

AIRPLANE!, 1980

Yo, Adrian!

ROCKY, 1976

Hello, gorgeous.

FUNNY GIRL, 1968

Toga! Toga!

LAMPOON’S ANIMAL HOUSE, 1978

Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.

DRACULA, 1931

Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.

KING KONG, 1933

My precious.

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: TWO TOWERS, 2002

Attica! Attica!

DOG DAY AFTERNOON, 1975

Sawyer, you’re going out a youngster, but you’ve got to come back a star!

42ND STREET, 1933

Listen to me, mister. You’re my knight in shining armor. Don’t you forget it. You’re going to get back on that horse, and I’m going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we’re gonna go, go, go!

ON GOLDEN POND, 1981

Tell ’em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.

KNUTE ROCKNE ALL AMERICAN, 1940

A martini. Shaken, not stirred.

GOLDFINGER, 1964

Who’s on first.

THE NAUGHTY NINETIES, 1945

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!

CADDYSHACK, 1980

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!

AUNTIE MAME, 1958

I feel the need – the need for speed!

TOP GUN, 1986

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

DEAD POETS SOCIETY, 1989

Snap out of it!

MOONSTRUCK, 1987

My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.

YANKEE DOODLE DANDY, 1942

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

DIRTY DANCING, 1987

I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

WIZARD OF OZ, THE, 1939

I’m king of the world!

TITANIC, 1997

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Source: American Film Institute

Marriage Quotes: Best Husband and Wife Sayings

Marriage and love is something that spurred many quotes by famous and wise people. Some of uplifting and motivational, while others are downright funny and hilarious. No matter what type of quotes, you will enjoy these quotes about husband and wife and marriage you will love as well.

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family and friends.
I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for,
He said one that would make me his wife. –Author Unknown

To get the full value of joy
You must have someone to divide it with. -Mark Twain

We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world.  It’s called love.  –Gene Perret

Get Married
Stay Married
What a concept. -The Snipe

Love one another and you will be happy.  It’s as simple and as difficult as that.  -Michael Leunig

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how
compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility. -Leo Tolstoy

The heart of marriage is memories. -Bill Cosby

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.  –Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally

Improve Relationship and Marriage

How to Improve Your Marriage Without Talking About It

Seven Principles for Making Marriage Work

The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love That Lasts

I knew couples who’d been married almost forever – forty, fifty, sixty years.
Seventy-two, in one case. They’d be tending each other’s illnesses, filling
in each other’s faulty memories, dealing with the money troubles or the
daughter’s suicide, or the grandson’s drug addiction. And I was beginning
to suspect that it made no difference whether they’d married the right person.
Finally, you’re just with who you’re with. You’ve signed on with her, put in a half
century with her, grown to know her as well as you know yourself or even better,
and she’s become the right person. Or the only person, might be more to the point.
I wish someone had told me that earlier.I’d have hung on then; I swear I would.”
-Anne Tyler, “A Patchwork Planet”

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always
with the same person. –Mignon McLaughlin

Spouse:  someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.  ~Author Unknown

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.  ~Martin Luther

A man in love is incomplete until he is married.  Then he’s finished.  –Zsa Zsa Gabor

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.  ~Peter Devries

People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. -Paul Newman

I love being married.  It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.  ~Rita Rudner

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. -Frank Pittman

Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Marriage: that I call the will of two to create the one who is more than those who created it.  ~Friedrich Nietzsche

Marriage is the hardest thing you will ever do. The secret is removing divorce as
an option. Anybody who gives themselves that option will get a divorce. -Will Smith (11 years into his second marriage)

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.  ~Mignon McLaughlin

I think a man and a woman should choose each other for life, for the
simple reason that a long life with all its accidents is barely enough time for
a man and a woman to understand each other and. . . to understand – is to love.” -William Butler Yeats

Grow old along with me. The best is yet to be – the last of life for
which the first was made. -Robert Browning

It’s you I like,
It’s not the things you wear.
It’s not the way you do your hair,
But it’s you I like.
The way you are right now
The way down deep inside you
Not the things that hide you
Not your diplomas…
They’re just beside you.
But it’s you I like,
Every part of you,
Your skin, your eyes, your feelings,
Whether old or new.
I hope that you’ll remember
Even when you’re feeling blue,
That it’s you I like,
It’s you yourself, it’s you
It’s you I like! – Mr Rogers

The highest happiness on earth is marriage.  ~William Lyon Phelps

I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved; the realm of
silence is large enough beyond the grave. -George Eliot

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.  ~Emily Brontë

I am convinced that if we as a society work diligently in every other area of life and neglect
the family, it would be analogous to straightening deck chairs on the Titanic. -Stephen Covey

Tell me how many beads there are
In a silver chain
Of evening rain,
Unravelled from the tumbling main,
And threading the eye of a yellow star: –
So many times do I love again. ~Thomas Lovell Beddoes

Marriage is one long conversation, checkered with disputes. -Robert Louis Stevenson

Interviewer: “For so long you were the poster boy for American
bachelorhood. Now that you’ve settled into a marriage, do you find
monogamy difficult?” Warren Beatty: “No. I would imagine that marriage
without it is difficult.” –NY Times Sunday Magazine, Oct 1, 2006

Jane Austen Quotes: Sayings from Pride and Prejudice

Jane Austen is favorite author for many and her Pride and Prejudice novel has been made in to tv series and movies many times. Who does not remember Pride and Prejudice with Colin Firth? As He is ultimate Mr. Darcy who is adored by many female fans around the world.

Quotes From Pride and Prejudice

“A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”
— Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice)

“I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a book! — When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” (ch. 1)

She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me; I am in no humour at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men. You had better return to your partner and enjoy her smiles, for you are wasting your time with me.” (Mr Darcy to Mr. Bingley about Elizabeth Bennet; Ch. 3)

If a woman is partial to a man, and does not endeavor to conceal it, he must find it out. (Elizabeth, about Bingley Ch. 6)

“I could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine.” (Elizabeth about Darcy; Ch. 5)

Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.” (Charlotte Lucas and Lizzy; Ch. 6)

“Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us.” (Mary; Ch. 5)

Mr. Darcy had at first scarcely allowed her to be pretty; he had looked at her without admiration at the ball; and when they next met, he looked at her only to criticize. But no sooner had he made it clear to himself and his friends that she hardly had a good feature in her face, than he began to find it was rendered uncommonly intelligent by the beautiful expression of her dark eyes. To this discovery succeeded some others equally mortifying. (Ch. 6)

I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty woman can bestow.” (Darcy to Miss Bingley; Ch. 6)

A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony, in a moment. (Darcy to Miss Bingley, Ch. 6)

“I am perfectly convinced by it that Mr. Darcy has no defect. He owns it himself without disguise.”
“No,” said Darcy, “I have made no such pretension. I have faults enough, but they are not, I hope, of understanding. My temper I dare not vouch for. It is, I believe, too little yielding— certainly too little for the convenience of the world. I cannot forget the follies and vices of other so soon as I ought, nor their offenses against myself. My feelings are not puffed about with every attempt to move them. My temper would perhaps be called resentful. My good opinion once lost is lost forever.”
That is a failing indeed!” cried Elizabeth. “Implacable resentment is a shade in a character. But you have chosen your fault well. I really cannot laugh at it. You are safe from me.”
“There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil— a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome.”
“And your defect is a propensity to hate everybody.”
“And yours,” he replied with a smile, “is willfully to misunderstand them.” (Ch. 11)

You expect me to account for opinions which you choose to call mine, but which I have never acknowledged.” (Ch. 10)

“Nothing is more deceitful,” said Darcy, “than the appearance of humility. It is often only carelessness of opinion, and sometimes an indirect boast.” (Ch. 10)

“I had not thought Mr. Darcy so bad as this— though I have never liked him. I had not thought so very ill of him. I had supposed him to be despising his fellow-creatures in general, but did not suspect him of descending to such malicious revenge, such injustice, such inhumanity as this.” (Ch. 16)

“I remember hearing you once say, Mr. Darcy, that you hardly ever forgave, that your resentment once created was unappeasable. You are very cautious, I suppose, as to its being created.” (Ch. 18)

“Mr. Wickham is blessed with such happy manners as may ensure his making friends— whether he may be equally capable of retaining them, is less certain.” (Ch. 18)

“It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples.” (Ch. 18)

“I do assure you that I am not one of those young ladies (if such young ladies there are) who are so daring as to risk their happiness on the chance of being asked a second time. I am perfectly serious in my refusal. You could not make me happy, and I am convinced that I am the last woman in the world who could make you so.” (Ch. 19)

“An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents. Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do.” (Mr Bennet, Ch. 20)

“Really, Mr. Collins,” cried Elizabeth with some warmth, “you puzzle me exceedingly. If what I have hitherto said can appear to you in the form of encouragement, I know not how to express my refusal in such a way as to convince you of its being one.” (Ch. 19)

“Nobody can tell what I suffer! — But it is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied.” (Mrs Bennet, Ch. 20)

Women fancy admiration means more than it does.”
“And men take care that they should.” (Ch. 24)

Books Based On Pride and Prejudice

The Darcys of Pemberley: The Continuing Story of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice

Georgiana Darcy’s Diary: Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice Continued (Volume 1)

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Deluxe Heirloom Edition (Quirk Classics)

Mr. Darcy’s Refuge: A Pride & Prejudice Variation

Charlotte Collins: A Continuation of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice

Mr. Darcy’s Diary: A Novel

“We do not suffer by accident. It does not often happen that the interference of friends will persuade a young man of independent fortune to think no more of a girl whom he was violently in love with only a few days before.”

“And is this all?” cried Elizabeth. “I expected at least that the pigs were got into the garden, and here is nothing but Lady Catherine and her daughter…” (Ch. 28)

“There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be frightened at the will of others. My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me.”

“I certainly have not the talent which some people possess,” said Darcy, “of conversing easily with those I have never seen before. I cannot catch their tone of conversation, or appear interested in their concerns, as I often see done.”
“My fingers,” said Elizabeth, “do not move over this instrument in the masterly manner which I see so many women’s do. They have not the same force or rapidity, and do not produce the same expression. But then I have always supposed it to be my own fault- because I would not take the trouble of practising…”(Ch. 31)

“Did Mr. Darcy give you reasons for this interference?”
“I understood that there were some very strong objections against the lady.” (Ch 31)

In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.” (Mr Darcy’s 1st Proposal to Ms. Bennet)

“I have never desired your good opinion, and you have certainly bestowed it most unwillingly. I am sorry to have occasioned pain to anyone. It has been most unconsciously done, however, and I hope will be of short duration. The feelings which, you tell me, have long prevented the acknowledgment of your regard, can have little difficulty in overcoming it after this explanation.” (Elizabeth to Mr. Darcy)

“I have no wish of denying that I did everything in my power to separate my friend from your sister, or that I rejoice in my success. Towards him I have been kinder than towards myself.” (Mr. Darcy talking Regarding Mr. Bingley)

pandp“You are mistaken, Mr. Darcy, if you suppose that the mode of your declaration affected me in any other way, than as it spared the concern which I might have felt in refusing you, had you behaved in a more gentle manlike manner.” (Ms. Bennett’s Refusal)

“From the very beginning— from the first moment, I may almost say— of my acquaintance with you, your manners, impressing me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of the feelings of others, were such as to form the groundwork of disapprobation on which succeeding events have built so immovable a dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry.” (Elizabeth’s more opinion on Mr. Darcy)

“You have said quite enough, madam. I perfectly comprehend your feelings, and have now only to be ashamed of what my own have been. Forgive me for having taken up so much of your time, and accept my best wishes for your health and happiness.” (Mr. Darcy Bows out)

“Be not alarmed, madam, on receiving this letter, by the apprehension of its containing any repetition of those sentiments or renewal of those offers which were last night so disgusting to you.” (Darcy’s Letter Opening words)

“If Mr. Darcy is neither by honor nor inclination confined to his cousin, why is not he to make another choice? And if I am that choice, why may not I accept him?”
“Because honor, decorum, prudence, nay, interest, forbid it. Yes, Miss Bennet, interest; for do not expect to be noticed by his family or friends, if you willfully act against the inclinations of all. You will be censured, slighted, and despised, by everyone connected with him. Your alliance will be a disgrace; your name will never even be mentioned by any of us.”
“These are heavy misfortunes,” replied Elizabeth. “But the wife of Mr. Darcy must have such extraordinary sources of happiness necessarily attached to her situation, that she could, upon the whole, have no cause to repine.” (Ch. 56, Elizabeth to Lady Catherine)

“You are then resolved to have him?”
“I have said no such thing. I am only resolved to act in that manner, which will, in my own opinion, constitute my happiness, without reference to you, or to any person so wholly unconnected with me.”

(Mr Bennet to Ms. Elizabeth)Mr. Darcy, who never looks at any woman but to see a blemish, and who probably never looked at you in his life! It is admirable!”
Elizabeth tried to join in her father’s pleasantry, but could only force one most reluctant smile. Never had his wit been directed in a manner so little agreeable to her.”

“You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged, but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever.” (Ch. 58, Mr. Darcy’s 2nd attempt at Proposing Elizabeth)

“My dearest sister, now be serious. I want to talk very seriously. Let me know every thing that I am to know, without delay. Will you tell me how long you have loved him?”
“It has been coming on so gradually, that I hardly know when it began. But I believe I must date it from my first seeing his beautiful grounds at Pemberley.”
Another entreaty that she would be serious, however, produced the desired effect; and she soon satisfied Jane by her solemn assurances of attachment.

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Mood Lifting Quotes: Uplifting Inspirational Quotes To Cheer Up With

We can all use motivational and inspirational uplifting quotes to cheer us up from time to time. Here are some uplifting quotes to cheer up with.

“Nature uses only the longest threads to weave her patterns, so that each small piece of her fabric reveals the organization of the entire tapestry.” -Richard Feynman

“What a doctor or healer tells you is a reflection of the beliefs and expectations you hold. Change your beliefs and you change the prognosis. Who is the doctor? The mind of the patient.” -Alan Cohen

“Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake.” -Marie Beyon Ray

“Awareness is our true self; it’s what we are. So we don’t have to try to develop awareness; we simply need to notice how we block awareness with our thoughts, our fantasies, our opinions, and our judgments. We’re either in awareness, which is our natural state, or we’re doing something else.” -Joko Beck

“The challenge is to believe your dreams in the center of illusion.” -Emmanuel (Pat Rodegast)

“I wanted a perfect ending.. Now, I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity.” -Gilda Radner

“The natural flights of the human mind are not from pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.” -Samuel Johnson

“And, when he shall die, Take him and cut him out in little stars, And he will make the face of Heaven so fine That all the world will be in love with night And pay no worship to the garish sun.” {Romeo and Juliet} – -William Shakespeare

“True love is the most enduring of all of life’s worldly possessions, never tarnishing over time but ever to remain bright and brilliant in the light of love.” -Joseph P. Martino

“True courage is a result of reasoning. A brave mind is always impregnable.” -Jeremy Collier

“Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born.” -Dale Turner

“A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that are true, for if the things be false, the apprehension of them is not understanding.” -Isaac Newton

“Every now and again take a good look at something not made with hands – a mountain, a star, the turn of a stream. There will come to you wisdom and patience and solace and, above all, the assurance that you are not alone in the world.” -Sidney Lovett

“To the dull mind all nature is leaden. To the enlightened mind the whole world sparkles and burns.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Human misery is more often caused not so much by stupidity as by ignorance, particularly our own ignorance about ourselves.” -Carl Sagan

“Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.” -Dinah Craik

“All day I have been tossed and whirled in a preposterous happiness; was it an elf in the blood? Or a bird in the brain? Or even part of the cloudily crested, fifty-league-long, loud, uplifted wave of a journeying angels transit over and through my heart?” -C.S. Lewis

“There is a form of laughter that springs from the heart, heard every day in the merry voice of childhood, the expression of a laughter — loving spirit that defies analysis by the philosopher, which has nothing rigid or mechanical in it, and totally without social significance. Bubbling spontaneously from the heart of child or man. Without egotism and full of feeling, laughter is the music of life.” -Sir William Osler

“To be a philosopher is not merely to have subtle thoughts, nor even to found a school, but so to love wisdom as to live according to its dictates a life of simplicity, independence, magnanimity, and trust. It is to solve some of the problems of life, not only theoretically, but practically.” -Henry David Thoreau

“Be inspired with the belief that life is a great and noble calling; not a mean and groveling thing that we are to shuffle through as we can, but an elevated and lofty destiny.”- William E. Gladstone

“A true man never frets about his place in the world, but just slides into it by the gravitation of his nature, and swings there as easily as a star.” -Edwin H. Chapin

Motivational Monty Python and Holy Grail Quotes:

I love Monty Python series. Here are some memorable quotes from Monty Python and Holy Grail.

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it’s “sorry this” and “forgive me that” and “I’m not worthy”…

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn’t vote for you.
King Arthur: You don’t vote for kings.
Woman: Well how’d you become king then?
[Angelic music plays… ]

[the King gestures to the window]
King of Swamp Castle: One day, lad, all this will be yours.
Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?
King of Swamp Castle: No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That’ll be your kingdom, lad.

King Arthur: One, two, five!
Sir Galahad: Three sir!
King Arthur: THREE!

Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis…
Sir Robin: That’s, uh, that’s enough music for now, lads… looks like there’s dirty work afoot.

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God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don’t. It’s just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!

Tim: Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
King Arthur: What an eccentric performance.

King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?
French Soldier: Of course not. You’re English types.
King Arthur: What are you then?
French Soldier: I’m French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French Soldier: Mind your own business.

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Sir Lancelot: [Bursts into the Prince’s room and kneels before him after killing the guards] Oh, fair one, behold, I am you humble servant Sir Launcelot. I have come to take
[looks up and realizes that he is kneeling before an effeminate Prince, not a Princess]
Sir Lancelot: Oh, I’m terribly sorry!
Prince Herbert: You got my note!
Sir Lancelot: Uh, well, I got a note.
Prince Herbert: You’ve come to rescue me! I knew someone would! I knew that somewhere out there, there must be someone who
[Music swells]
King of Swamp Castle: Stop that! Stop it! Stop it!
[Music stops]
King of Swamp Castle: Who are you?
Prince Herbert: I’m your son!
King of Swamp Castle: No, not you!
Sir Lancelot: I am Sir Launcelot, sir.
Prince Herbert: He’s come to rescue me, father!
Sir Lancelot: Well, let’s not jump to conclusions.
King of Swamp Castle: Did you kill all those guards?
Sir Lancelot: Um… oh, yes! Sorry.
King of Swamp Castle: They cost fifty pounds each!
Sir Lancelot: Well, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.
King of Swamp Castle: Well, I can understand that.

King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you’re going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh…
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say… “Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z’nourrwringmm.

Woman: Oh. How do you do?
King Arthur: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Whose castle is that?
Woman: King of the who?
King Arthur: King of the Britons.
Woman: Who are the Britons?
King Arthur: Well, we all are. We are all Britons. And I am your king.
Woman: I didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Dennis: You’re foolin’ yourself! We’re living in a dictatorship. A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working class…
Woman: Oh, there you go bringing class into it again.
Dennis: Well, that’s what it’s all about! If only people would…
King Arthur: Please, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
Woman: No one lives there.
King Arthur: Then who is your lord?
Woman: We don’t have a lord.
Dennis: I told you, we’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week…
King Arthur: Yes…
Dennis: …but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting…
King Arthur: Yes I see…
Dennis: …by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs…
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: …but by a two thirds majority in the case of…
King Arthur: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Woman: Order, eh? Who does he think he is?

Minstrel: [singing] He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering off And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

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Husband and Wives Sayings: Marriage Quotes

Love and marriage goes together like a horse and carriage! There are many things written about husbands and wives and marriages; some are inspirational and some are downright funny! Here are some marriage quotes from famous people and kids too.

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.  ~Benjamin Disraeli

He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.  ~Mae West

Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does.  ~Groucho Marx

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued.  –Helen Rowland, Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, 1909<

Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in?  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Representative Men, 1850

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.  ~Prince Philip

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?  ~Barbra Streisand

If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.  ~Kin Hubbard

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she’s a householder.  ~Thornton Wilder

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.  ~H.L. Mencken

Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.  ~Michel de Montaigne

You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, ’cause she’ll want to have videos of the wedding.  ~Jim, age 10

It gives me a headache to think about that stuff.  I’m just a kid.  I don’t need that kind of trouble.  ~Kenny, age 7, when asked if it’s better to be single or married

W]hen you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.  ~Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.  ~Robert Frost

I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he’d be dead within the year.  ~Bette Davis

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Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.  ~Madeleine de Scudery

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.  ~Josh Billings

Someone once asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the common-sensical reply that we don’t have as much money.  That was a true but incomplete answer.  In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.  ~Gloria Steinem

Courtship to marriage is as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.  ~William Congreve, The Old Bachelor, 1693

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.  ~A.P. Herbert

Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.  ~Elbert Hubbard

I never even believed in divorce until after I got married.  ~Diane Ford

As a man, I’ve learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.  ~Robert Brault

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.  ~Unknown

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.  ~Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.  ~Robert Frost

I never even believed in divorce until after I got married.  ~Diane Ford

Courtship to marriage is as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.  ~William Congreve, The Old Bachelor, 1693

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.  ~Alan King

As a man, I’ve learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.  ~Robert Brault,

Someone once asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the common-sensical reply that we don’t have as much money.  That was a true but incomplete answer.  In fact, woman’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.  ~Gloria Steinem

They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.  ~Alexander Pope, The Wife of Bath, 1713

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.  ~Evelyn Hendrickson

When the one man loves the one woman and the one woman loves the one man, the very angels desert heaven and come and sit in that house and sing for joy.  ~The Brahma Sutras

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.  ~Author Unknown

If you are afraid of loneliness, don’t marry.  ~Anton Chekov

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.  ~Heinrich Heine

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then marry him.  ~Cher

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Movie Quotes: Fun Quotes About Famous Movies

Some of the classic and blockbuster movies have some great dialogues and quotes that people remember years later. It becomes a classic lines that can be remembered by many movie buff and movie lovers; Here are some famous movie quotes for you to enjoy!

These top 50 movie quotes are created and compiled by AFI.com. To see part 2 of the series and see remaining 51-100  movie quotes click:  Top all time favorite Movie Quotes Part 2.

1 – Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
GONE WITH THE WIND 1939

2 – I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.
GODFATHER, THE 1972

3 – You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
ON THE WATERFRONT 1954

4 –Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
WIZARD OF OZ, THE 1939

5 – Here’s looking at you, kid.
CASABLANCA 1942

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6 – Go ahead, make my day.
SUDDEN IMPACT 1983

7 – All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my closeup.
SUNSET BLVD. 1950

8 – May the Force be with you.
STAR WARS 1977

9 – Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.
ALL ABOUT EVE 1950

10 – You talking to me?
TAXI DRIVER 1976

11 – What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.
COOL HAND LUKE 1967

12 – I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
APOCALYPSE NOW 1979

13 – Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
LOVE STORY 1970

14 – The stuff that dreams are made of.
MALTESE FALCON, THE 1941

15 – E.T. phone home.
E.T. THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL 1982

16 – They call me Mister Tibbs!
IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT 1967

17 – Rosebud.
CITIZEN KANE 1941

18 – Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
WHITE HEAT 1949

19 – I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!
NETWORK 1976

20 – Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
CASABLANCA 1942

21 – A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, THE 1991

22 – Bond. James Bond.
DR. NO 1962

23 – There’s no place like home.
WIZARD OF OZ, THE 1939

24 – I am big! It’s the pictures that got small.
SUNSET BLVD. 1950

25 – Show me the money!
JERRY MAGUIRE 1996

26 – Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?
SHE DONE HIM WRONG 1933

27 – I’m walking here! I’m walking here!
MIDNIGHT COWBOY 1969

28 – Play it, Sam. Play ‘As Time Goes By.’
CASABLANCA 1942

29 – You can’t handle the truth!
FEW GOOD MEN, A 1992

30 – I want to be alone.
GRAND HOTEL 1932

31 – After all, tomorrow is another day!
GONE WITH THE WIND 1939

32 – Round up the usual suspects.
CASABLANCA 1942

33 – I’ll have what she’s having.
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY 1989

34 – You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve?
You just put your lips together and blow.

TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT 1944

35 – You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
JAWS 1975

36 – Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!
TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE, THE 1948

37 – I’ll be back.
TERMINATOR, THE 1984

38 – Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
PRIDE OF THE YANKEES, THE 1942

39 If you build it, he will come.
FIELD OF DREAMS 1989
40 – Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re
gonna get.

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41 – We rob banks.
BONNIE AND CLYDE 1967

42 – Plastics.
GRADUATE, THE 1967

43 – We’ll always have Paris.
CASABLANCA 1942

44 – I see dead people.
SIXTH SENSE, THE 1999

45 – Stella! Hey, Stella!
STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE, A 1951

46 – Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars.
NOW, VOYAGER 1942
47 – Shane. Shane. Come back!
SHANE 1953

48 – Well, nobody’s perfect.
SOME LIKE IT HOT 1959

49 – It’s alive! It’s alive!
FRANKENSTEIN 1931

50 – Houston, we have a problem.
APOLLO 13 1995

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Humorous Saying: Funny Quotes to Chuckle With

Humor is important part of our life, if we did everything serious and efficient it would not be fun. People can be motivated and inspired by funny quotes. If nothing else, it will make you smile or chuckle a bit. It sure worth it.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.  -George Bernard Shaw

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. -Bob Hope

All men are equal before fish. -Herbert Hoover

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. -Casey Stengel

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.  -Bill Cosby

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.  -Woody Allen

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. –Rodney Dangerfield

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.  -Steven Wright

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.  –Fred Allen

I like marriage. The idea.  -Toni Morrison

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. -Rodney Dangerfield

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. -Walt Disney

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Quote Junkie Funny Edition: Hundreds Of Hilarious Quotes By Some Of The Most Serious Men And Women In The History Of The World

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. -Bob Hope
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.  -Rodney Dangerfield

I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun. –Arnold Schwarzenegger

I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time. -Charles M. Schulz

I have never been hurt by what I have not said. -Calvin Coolidge

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. -Elayne Boosler

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.  –Hedy Lamarr

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. –Groucho Marx

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. -Buddy Hackett

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. -Kevin Nealon

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. –George Burns

I think serial monogamy says it all. –Tracey Ullman

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. –Ellen DeGeneres

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. -Mae West

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. –David Lee Roth

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. -Les Dawson

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. -Norman Wisdom

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. –Emo Philips

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. –Rod Schmidt

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I’m upside down. –Mitch Hedberg

I wish I had the nerve not to tip. –Paul Lynde

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. –Bertrand Russell

I’d luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. –Bette Davis

I’d never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room. –Mercedes McCambridge

People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant. -Ellen DeGeneres

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. –Don Marquis

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. –Ronald Reagan

I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend. –Emo Philips
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. –Yogi Berra

I rant, therefore I am. -Dennis Miller

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I’m watching the highlights. –Jay London

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. –Groucho Marx

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church. -Paul Lynde

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.” –Claude Pepper